Dating a cambodian girl dating and the waiting game

So imagine my wife spending all day cooped up alone in my house, waiting patiently until I arrive home from work in the early evening. When you would cringe whenever they opened their mouths in front of your friends? I’m easily embarrassed by the slightest social faux pas committed by myself or my companions.

After work, I usually just like to eat dinner and sit around the house typing immature comments on internet discussion forums. Now, one of the entertaining aspects of hanging out with young Cambodian women is that they can be spontaneous, carefree, and naive, and you never know what funny thing they are going to say next.

My wife, having never seen me work, wouldn’t respect me and would think I was making up stuff about once having a respectable job.

Assuming that my wife is not working, we would spend a lot of time sitting in our Cambodian home staring at each other. I would quickly start fabricating excuses to leave the house for no reason.

Cambodia is at times an absurdly conservative society, especially in regard to male-female relationships.

It is extremely rare for a Cambodian man and woman to show any kind of affection in public, and you will almost never see a couple holding hands.

She might then accuse me of having an affair, and I would have to say “No honey, I don’t have a girlfriend, I was just wandering the sweltering, filthy streets of Phnom Penh to get away from you for a few hours.” Not good.

Bringing my Cambodian wife to America would be an even worse idea.

People wouldn’t know she was a green card-seeking golddigger until she opened her mouth. So their owners get sick of them and abandon them at the dog pound. When they are in their late teens and early twenties, they are exceptionally cute. I don’t like being around kids for more than ten minutes. One of the main reasons why Cambodian women marry white men is so that they can have a half-white baby. Every time she asked for a bit more money for her family, I would wonder whether that was the main reason why she married me in the first place.

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If you have read my previous article, 7 Reasons Why I Should Probably Marry a Cambodian Woman, you may think that I am well on my way to donning a pair of purple M. Hammer pants and walking down the aisle with a young Cambodian bride. After further consideration, I have realized that there are seven equally compelling reasons why I should NOT marry a Cambodian woman. Should he move to Cambodia, or should she move to his country? The type of work I do can’t easily be done in Cambodia. So if I lived in Cambodia, I would essentially be semi-retired and living off savings.

At least in Cambodia she would have friends, family, and a whole life outside of interacting with me.

If I moved her to America, she would have none of these things. Well, there’s probably a bus stop within walking distance, but no one rides the bus in America except creepy bus people.

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